2007

Manly Tattoo

What can be manlier then a pink skull-like butterfly tattoo

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Ahhh, the good old Arnie in not so good old tat.

Texas Boy

White trash, bike and a burning street all finished with a wonderful frame. It makes no sense whatsoever.

Virgo

Yes, that's my kind of a paradise, bacon like island with two palms and a crappy Virgo sign.

Some people wear jewelery with their zodiac sing, others don't even bother to remember to which arbitrary category they belong, and there's this guy who apparently lacks any taste whatsoever and likes his zodiac sign a little bit too much. (who would do such a thing ? The wife-beater might give you some hint )

USA Eagle

Is it just me or some tattoo animals have the "please, kill me" face expression ?

Horrible Tat Pack

A nice pack of tattoos from Molly McIsaac. Thanks a lot !

Turkey ?

In my quest to find a Thanksgiving themed tattoo, I have found this one. At least it seems to be a turkey.

Cup Of Tea ?

Some time ago this tattoo( Teapot ) aroused some controversies, I hope that this time we can all agree that this one is utterly horrific.

Microscope

Correct me if I'm wrong but is this the pubic area ? If so this tattoo makes kind of more sense .

Found by Mario Haas, Thanks !

Let's Have A Quiz 3

Hmmmm I see some kind of a beak ... and I have no idea what this is supposed to be

Alien Pack

I see that the extraterrestrials are through with anal probes, now they are making tattoos, not the best ones though

Portrait Of A Man

Another victim of a portrait tattoo. Notice how vertical face oval turned into a horizontal one

Two-Faced

This is what happens when the "eyes behind your head" joke isn't enough

New England Patriots

Here is a vintage NEP logo from 1971 - 1992

And here, a horrible tattoo (they seem to have something in common)

Bad Hair Day

Do you sometimes wake up with a lead singer and a guitar tangled in your hair ? I hate when that happens.

Inmate Tat Part 2

a closer look at our favourite jailbird [previous post]

Couple

That's what I call a crooked smile, they seem to jeer at everything you achieved in life.

I Want You .... To Remove This Tattoo

Fringe Lady

Have you noticed that portrait tattoos tend to exaggerate the ugliest features of the picture ?

Ooozing Eye Balls

Beautiful oozing eggish eyeballs

Unicorn

Why isn't he smiling ? He looks kinda pissed, at least I would be if someone tattooed my severed head around someones navel and make me smell (eat?) my mane for the rest of my life.

Probably Sea Horse

Or a legless zebra with a scruffy mane.

Shaggy With A Daisy

Im not sure if this is a tattoo, it looks like one and sure is ugly.

Neckless Tat

Let alone the technique, what is that ?

Mad Hulk Hogan

And his famous shirt ripping move caught on a smb's leg, truly amazing

Hug Life

We all know 2pac's motto :

Here's an interesting variation :

And a bonus :

[some words of explanation:

1. Hug Life is not "horrible" in the strict meaning of this word, it just fits into my collection

2.I know (hope) that the second one is not a real tattoo]

Monkey Love

If you find this romantic, you need to go and see a specialist.

Let's Have A Quiz 2

WTF is this ? Dice tapeworm around an eagle ?

Four Eyes

The "Eyes at the back of the head" starts to be a tattoo topos, not the best one though

Racist

He clearly lives in a homogeneous white society when no one would kick his ass for being an idiot.

Nemo Me Impune Lacessit (With a Snake)

None provokes me unpunished - Well, I will. This snake is awful, so is the sign. Is he trying to scare those who criticise his tattoo ?

Ouija Board

Halloween themed tattoo, invite this guy if you ever happen to lost your ouija board.

Marie Marry Me ?

A step too far in the ongoing quest of unique engagement.

Paradise Lost

Dolphin, parrots, sea at sunset ... what else can you ask for, maybe a little taste but that's my opinion

Fuck You, Pay Me

The simplicity of these words is just astounding.

Crisis

To understand this tattoo better lets look up this word in the dictionary :

Crisis n.
1.
a. A crucial or decisive point or situation; a turning point.
b. An unstable condition, as in political, social, or economic affairs, involving an impending abrupt or decisive change.
2. A sudden change in the course of a disease or fever, toward either improvement or deterioration.
3. An emotionally stressful event or traumatic change in a person's life.
4. A point in a story or drama when a conflict reaches its highest tension and must be resolved.

Psycho Mantis

I understand that it was a tough boss, but to tattoo him ?

Fuck The Police

At least the police officer is happy.

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